Hey, pouty! So, you did not make it to this year’s Milan Men’s Fashion Week… You missed all the shows, after parties, mingling with celebrities, the delicious food (and drinks), and all that comes with an event of this caliber?
Get over it! You saved yourself some Euros that you can now put towards a brand new wardrobe, sans hangover. So, to update your new wardrobe, this is what will be trending at the show. Now, this is something you should not miss and must have!
Alexander McQueen. Fitted with extra attention to details!
Canali. Bring out your inner modern dapper. Double-breasted, check! Ticket pocket, check! Cuffed pants, check! Superb, double check!
Brioni. Colorful, hell yeah! It’s not like we haven’t been begging you to splash your closet with color for sometime now…
Emporio Armani. This seems like a fantastic spring trend. Double-breasted jacket & shorts. We most definitely can’t wait!
Gucci. Did we say color? Yes, color! Patterns! Get out there, out loud!
Roberto Cavalli. Okay, yes, we said color. Now, don’t overdo it! There is a very thin line between awesome and… Well, not so much.
Z Zegna. Across the thin line… An abomination.
Moschino. Built-in cummerbund, denim shirt, bow tie, sneakers, pocket square? No comments, our brains are still processing such a disaster!
Ports 1961. Hands down, the Spring 2013 menswear trend we can’t wait for! Jacket & shorts!
PS, just for the record. Don’t you ever wear this, even on Halloween! What happened, Moschino?!