Last week, we took a quick look at the three new uniforms being donned by NFL teams this year (we were fans of only the one). Well, we’re another week closer to the official start of football season, so let’s take a look at the other 29 uniforms, too, and pick the three best and the three worst of them.
This one is always controversial. Some people love it, some people hate it, and no one is in-between. We actually like the colors and the basic lines… But the stripes. Oh, the stripes. This uniform makes the team look like they came onto the field via a time warp hidden inside your trapper keeper in 1987. Considering the Bengals’ history since the ’80s ended, maybe that’s not surprising. The helmet stripes aren’t that offensive, but using the pattern in place of stripes, like some kind of unholy union between football and the female cast of “The Jersey Shore”? No, no, no.
Yeah, we’re pretty much required by football law to have this one on the “best” list. It’s just a classic in every way. Virtually unchanged in 40 years, and with good reason. The colors are fantastic, the use of them is great, and balanced, the lines and fonts are old-fashioned, but in a wonderfully classic way, not a way that feels “old”… Even the borderline absurd pirate logo is perfect (can you imagine what horrors would have come out of some ’90s or early 2000s redesign?).
So, so dated. The Panthers uniform is another that has barely changed over the years… And that is not a good thing. The Panthers debuted in 1995, and boy, does it show. The stripes are too wide and awkwardly placed, and that fluorescent blue is eye damaging.
Green Bay Packers
The Packers uniform almost always tops these sorts of lists. They are, like the Raiders uniform, a perfect example of only making minor tweaks to an otherwise unchanging design over the decades to amazing effect. The color combo of deep green and yellow is surprisingly pleasing to the eye (we dare you to try wearing street clothes that color and making it work), and the logo is as perfect as sports logos get. The image of the uniform by itself automatically brings to mind images of Brett Favre, Bart Starr, Aaron Rogers, and the entire state of Wisconsin.
Oh, yes, here it is again. Just like last week, this one is just the worst. The worst of all 32, in fact. As we said then, the almost embarrassing attempt to be “XTREEEEEM” is terribly done, with the absurd shoulder stripes, chest badge, and insane two-toned helmet. It looks like something a supervillain in a comic book circa 1994 would wear.
Perfect, in every way. The wonderful, old-fashioned stripes, the great combo of navy blue and burnt orange with white, the “GSH” label honoring George Hallas… Classy from top to bottom. The logo isn’t quite as good as the Packers logo, but it’s close. And, a special bonus, it looks just as good in its road colors as in its home colors, something you don’t see often in the NFL.